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Version JasonZweig.com is my place to tell
you what I think about a whole lot of investing stuff.
I’m the only one responsible for my opinions, but
I can’t guarantee they’ll always be right.
If you don’t like what I say or it turns out to
be wrong, I’m sorry; you can’t sue me. The
material you find here is not meant as specific investing
advice for you, and if you use it that way and something
goes wrong, that’s your problem, not mine. To get
individualized investing advice, you need to do your
own homework or else hire a financial advisor, a tax
professional, or a lawyer to do it for you (and even
then, you’d better watch like a hawk!). If you
think anything on this website is an invitation for
you to buy or sell any investment, you need to get your
head examined. What’s more, I’m not soliciting
business of any kind, because I don’t have any
business to solicit. (Believe it or not, I don’t
want your money.) I’ll do my best to avoid any
conflicts of interest in running this website, but I
don’t have silvery wings and a halo, and somebody
might manage to corrupt me. If that happens, it’s
your job to notice and to be disgusted by it. In short,
none of my best efforts to be honest, sensible, and
trustworthy exempt you from your constant duties to
treat what I say with the same skepticism you should
treat anyone’s pontification about investing. I
wish you good luck!
